To Wit

I received an email from a good friend (also a Christian) in KDU College and it contained more witty statements: Christian one liners.

Read it and ... weep?

1) Some people are kind, polite and sweet-spirited until you try to sit in their pews.

2) Many folks want to serve God, but only as advisors.

3) It is easier to preach ten sermons than it is to live one.

4) When you get to your wit's end, you'll find God lives there.

5) People are funny; they want the front of the bus, the middle of the road, and the back of the church.

6) Opportunity may knock once, but temptation bangs on your front door forever.

7) Quit griping about your church, if it was perfect, you couldn't belong.

8) If the church wants a better pastor, it only needs to pray for the one it has.

9) God Himself does not propose to judge a man until he is dead. So why should you?

10) I don't know why some people change churches; what difference does it make which one you stay home from?

11) A lot of church members who are singing 'Standing on the Promises' are just sitting on the premises.

12) We were called to be witnesses, not lawyers or judges.

13) Don't put a question mark where God put a period.

14) Don't wait for 6 strong men to take you to church.

15) God loves everyone, but probably prefers 'fruits of the spirit' over 'religious nuts'!

16) God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage.

17) He who angers you, controls you!

18) The task ahead of us is never as great as the Power behind us.

19) The Will of God never takes you to where the Grace of God will not protect you.

20) We don't change the message, the message changes us.

21) You can tell how big a person is by what it takes to discourage him.

22) The best mathematical equation I have ever seen: 1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given.

God bless you all.